Some gambles don’t pay off. The Shart Survival Kit brings a sense of humor—and a few useful essentials—to those unexpected bathroom mishaps. Packed in a compact metal tin, this five-piece gag gift combines cleanup basics with a care card and a badge to commemorate the experience.
What’s Inside
Oopsy Poopsy! Disposable Undies: A fresh pair of disposable underwear for an unexpected change of plans.
Brown Town Tissue Pack: Tissues for a quick cleanup.
Clean Booty Wipes: Wipes to help freshen up after an awkward moment.
Instructional Care Card: A humorous answer to “I sharted. Now what?”
Shart Survival Badge: A little recognition for making it through.
Small Tin. Big Laughs.
The bold packaging makes the joke clear before the lid even opens. Inside, practical essentials sit alongside playful extras, making this a memorable gift for anyone who appreciates toilet humor.
Made for Memorable Gift Exchanges
Looking for a funny White Elephant gift, a Secret Santa surprise, or a birthday present for a friend with a cheeky sense of humor? This novelty kit adds an unexpected twist to the usual gift lineup.
Give them a laugh—and a little backup for the unexpected.
Please dispose of used wipes in the trash. Do not flush.
